Xander | 14 | He/Him | Drummer and Guitarist |Pansexual

I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part four.

firstjumperonfire:

mrdestructo:

Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.

“Dong,” he said. “Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong.”

“What’s that?” said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.

“Open up,” he said, unzipping. “That’s the fuck doorbell.”

I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke or if it’s actually from the book

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