Xander | 14 | He/Him | Drummer and Guitarist |Pansexual

surprisebitch:

so ellen gave $10k to a “straight guy” and his gay bestfriend because str8 guy asked out his gay bro to prom. later, he will “realize” he is actually in love with his bestfriend then upload the story. it will go viral, ellen will love the story and ask them to be on their show and give them both $10k again. later, “straight guy” proposes to his gay bestfriend. one of them uploads the proposal, it will go viral, ellen invites them again. gives them each $10k again and maybe a new house and a new car and maybe even throw the engagement party and wedding for them

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